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[Robin]

Ach gewoon fail te fail draadjes over 't zelfde wat mij betreft....

[romo]

Ach gewoon fail te fail draadjes over 't zelfde wat mij betreft....

Proest

[Robin]

[Macboy]

[Michel P]

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

Today, my son looked out of the window and said "what's that piece of shit doing on our driveway?" It was the new car we were trying to surprise him with on his 16th birthday. FML

Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML

Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

Slimme ouders

Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. So, I was a smart ass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediatly ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

:drinking:

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

[Xave30]

Super dit, een tijdje geen FML jokes hier gelezen

[Xave30]

[Joy]

Damon Hill gaat een blokje om met een testredacteur. 1-0 voor Damon

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[frank de jonge]

[Robin]

"You should do this for a living, you know" Bweeeerghhhh

LOL

[Jinx]

[romo]

Hahahah, "spaceman"..................................buurman, wat doet u nu ? hahaha

[Max V]

Schaapjes!

[Michel P]

Hahahah, "spaceman"..................................buurman, wat doet u nu ? hahaha

idd prachtig

[René130i]

[Xave30]

Die spaceman strip is zooo goed

[Macboy]

lol @ Spaceman

lol @ Sims: basement (wel erg, maar ook leuk )

lol @ FML

Today, my son looked out of the window and said "what's that piece of shit doing on our driveway?" It was the new car we were trying to surprise him with on his 16th birthday. FML

[Macboy]

[Michel P]

[romo]

[Wouter81]

Parkeerwachters aan de diarree

Bij de dienst parkeerbeheer in Hilversum werd donderdag per koerier een Limburgse vlaai bezorgd. Bij de taart zat een kaartje met de tekst "smul ervan, een tevreden burger die trots is op jullie correcte strenge handhaving".

Na het eten van de vlaai kregen de 8 parkeerwachters spontaan ernstige diarree. Uit onderzoek van de VWA bleek een behoorlijke hoeveelheid laxeermiddel in de lekkernij verstopt te zitten. Het laxeermiddel is niet gevaarlijk voor de gezondheid, maar de 8 medewerkers zijn wel direct met ziekteverlof gegaan.

Politie

De politie is een onderzoek gestart naar de herkomst van de bezorgde vlaai en is niet blij met deze "grap".

[Joy]

Haha prachtig Wouter. Ik zie het al helemaal voor me. Enthousiast en vol lof over de waardering die er toch nog blijkt te zijn neemt iedereen een stukje. En dan na een half uur hehehe

[Luco]

Ow man, dat moet je eigenlijk irl zien

[Joy]

Je vraagt je af of er 8 toiletten beschikbaar waren :twisted:

[frank de jonge]

Ahhhh joh, gewoon ff de broekspijp leegschudden