Grappige plaatjes en filmpjes

[Tom Verhaaf]

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Ik heb ineens ook zin om naar de kerk te gaan.

[Jeroen van Emmerik]

hahaha.. die is goed!! :banaan:

[romo]

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[romo]

Meest lachwekkende draadjes elders;


Would you marry a girl that likes anal? (poll)


Antwoord;

Ass to mouth is fine with me. But once a chick tried to kiss me after ass to mouth, that shit didn't fly. She got pissed and got up and walked into her bathroom and ran the shower. I finished on her pillow and bounced.

My current new girlfriend got out of a 3 year relationship 6 months before me. She was the same way. Tried to control my ass. She hacked my facebook went through my phone etc. Tried telling me that I can't talk to my friend who is a hot blonde...

So I told her to go fuck herself, said that we are on a break and I'm not touching you anymore.

I then proceeded to enjoy myself for a week. Fucked that blonde for a week, and proceeded to mind fuck my new gf on the phone, making her feel like shit, while at the same time acting like her psychiatrist, letting her know that I like her and will help her out. So after a week of that she comes to me apologizing telling me that she will change. I now have her whipped, and am teaching her what to do to me in bed.

I took her back and we are happy, because I wear the pants. I train and whip girls not the opposite.

That would be rule #2. The fastest way to catch an emotional backhand it to make plans and bail. I just went on a date with a girl a couple weeks ago. Pretty, attractive, young, smart, etc. Pretty much a perfect girl. Just out of a 7yr relationship. Absolute train wreck.

Nice date, all goes well, I drop her off. She tells me how much fun she has, tells me to call her. Writes me a FB message telling me to call her soon so we can go out again. We make some plans for her to come by my place to celebrate some stuff. About 10pm she texts me and bails. F that shit. You bail, you do it early. Fucked up my night. To late to go out with the guys. Finished a bottle of wine and went to bed.

Ever since then I've been fucking with her. Blowing her off. Waging mental warfare. I will emotionally cripple her.

I'm a dirty dirty mother fucker...

Lol... I give it a little time to go down the throat. Chicks also appreciate that your not disgusted at them swallowing a hefty load.

As stated earlier the good girlfriends are about pleasing their man, they will do what makes him happy even if they don't like it.

Right now I'm trying to get my GF to do anal. It's an uphill battle unfortunately.

My GF cannot hates cum in her mouth. She will tear my nuts off if I try to bust anywhere near her face... She also hates giving head... Some girls are just like that. She is however good in bed, and will have sex with me on command, but I taught her a lot of tricks, and she knows that I was a manwhore.

My friends wife cannot keep her lips off his dick and loves swallowing cum. Lol, she is a doctor and was never a whore either.

Some girls are just different.

[Ben_968CS]

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Shaun rulez

[WJ]

[Jurriuit]

Ge-ni-aal!

[Jelmer850i]

lol

[Robin Hartog]

Geniaa! Hahaha! Prachtig opgelost van die gozer.

[Marco R.]

Te geweldig voor woorden

[MartijnGizmo]

I lol'd...

[Petrolhead Tom]

Hahahahahahaha Wat een held!

[S-J]

HELD!

[WJ]

Wat een geweldige gordel reclame

[daNpy]

Erg mooi gedaan inderdaad

[Xave30]

HELD!

DAMN SKIPPY !!!

[Metchu]

HELD!

DAMN SKIPPY !!!

NICE!

[Robertdj]

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[Roy]

Ik heb elk seizoen van Family Guy en blijf het geweldig vinden. ZO droog :banaan:

[KW]

Vogeltje tussen tieten

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936048


Plafond en muur een grote matrix van full-color lampen, wat een lichtshow!!! :banaan:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936044

[Ravin ///M]

KW die kamer

deze dan, de onzichtbare stoeprand:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936059

[VLA]

[Xave30]

afleiding ^^^

[Metchu]

[Robin Hartog]

Hahaha I lol'd multiple times.