Prachtige Film quotes!!!!!

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Prachtige Film quotes!!!!!

Bericht door Andre » 15 jan 2007, 22:00

The last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel. samuel jackson in Long kiss goodnight.

If youre looking for any sympathy from me youre knocking on the wrong door. Don johnson Miami Vice.

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun. Don johnson Miami Vice.

The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke. Don Johnson Miami Vice

You got to learn to go with the heart, Rico, it's like life - you just gotta tell yourself that no matter how hot it is, sooner or later there's a cool breeze blowing in. Don Johnson Miami Vice

200 miles out there, there's men sitting in nuclear submarines just waiting to put us in their crosshairs. Who's gonna protect us, mister? The Army? They're a bunch of toy soldiers. Half-breds! Women! Homosexuals! That's who is protecting our country! Don Johnson Miami Vice.

Lady youre looking at a gun. This is no ham sandwich either bitch. Samual Jackson in Long kiss goodnight.

Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree? Long kiss goodnight


Oh, shit! Ah, that hurt like shit!
Samantha: I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins.
Mitch: Huh? What? Virgin - ? What?
Samantha: Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that? Long kiss goodnight

How did you find us?
Nathan: There may be many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'll be missed by NASA. I found the address in your coat. Here. Between the address of a topless bar, and the picture of what looks like a man's penis. Long kiss goodnight





Zie je hoor je ook super mooie qoute zet hem eronder. Fantastisch dit.
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Bericht door Shakes » 15 jan 2007, 22:10

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.

Raden maar 8)


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Mama said stupid is what stupid does.

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Geniaal, heb er net gegeten op Times Square. Werelds!

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Bericht door Gijzer » 15 jan 2007, 22:36

Nandor schreef:
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Pulp fiction Natuurlijk

You are all a bunch of fucking assholes,
You know why?
You don't have the guts to be who you wannabe. Scarface

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Bericht door Dennis Cavallino » 15 jan 2007, 23:14

Nog meer pulp fiction:

It's a 30 minutes drive, I'll be there in 10.

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Bericht door sven deutschmann » 16 jan 2007, 01:30

in this country, you gotta make the money first.
then when you get the money, you get the power.
then when you get the power, then you get the woman!

8)

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Re: Prachtige Film qoutes!!!!!

Bericht door Macboy » 16 jan 2007, 18:38

Andre schreef:The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke. Don Johnson Miami Vice
Briljant :)

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Bericht door Andre » 17 jan 2007, 00:55

my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked.

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.


A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?


I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it!

Why don't you try leading... a normal life?
What the fuck's that? Barbecues and ball games?


via telefoon
What are you doing?
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
I don't understand.
'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line

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Bericht door Tomaz » 26 jan 2007, 19:29

Who is "we"
It´s me, Smith & Wesson. 8)
(Dirty Harry)


Officer, i saw the driver that hit me! His name is Johnny Walker!
(A beautiful mind)


It seems that the best part of your daddy´s [xxx] ran down the crack of your momma´s ass!

From Texas come only bulls and queers. And you don´t look like a bull to me so that kinda narrows it down!

Private! Do you suck dicks?!
Sir, no sir!
Bullshit! You´re the kinda guy that would suck a golfball trough a garden hose!
(sgt Hartmann, Full Metal Jacket)

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Bericht door Rebel » 26 jan 2007, 23:33

Du dreckige sau, spritz ab ! ( Tittenficken - part 6 )

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Bericht door Tomaz » 27 jan 2007, 12:42

Gib ´mal gummi auf die strecke!
(Nandor & Tom´s 24h-Nürburgring 2005)

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Bericht door Rebel » 27 jan 2007, 13:12

Quote uit een prive-filmpje ?


viesjes!

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Bericht door Tomaz » 29 jan 2007, 12:26

So you mean we´re just gonna walk out there with a 160million in cash on us?
uh, yes
(Ocean´s Eleven)

Are you suïcidal?!
Only in the morning 8)
(Ocean´s Eleven)

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Bericht door Peter Tunissen » 29 jan 2007, 12:36

*krrr krrr krrrrrrr*
"Where did he go?"
"He went that way."
"Alright!"

Uit de film 'Autopsy prank':
http://www.break.com/index/autopsy_prank.html

Geniaal! :lol:

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Bericht door Tomaz » 31 jan 2007, 21:44

sgt Hartman;"There is no racial bigantry here. I do not look down on niggers, jews, cocksuckers and greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!"

(Full Metal Jacket)
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Bericht door Opa » 31 jan 2007, 21:50

Make my day, Punk! 8)

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Bericht door Rebel » 01 feb 2007, 01:23

Show me the money !......Show me the money !....

Tom Kroes, in jerry mcquire

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Bericht door Rebel » 01 feb 2007, 01:24

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight....."






Jack Nicholson als Joker in batman

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Bericht door René130i » 01 feb 2007, 09:27

"Look at me daddy, I'm a farmer!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Bericht door Tristan » 01 feb 2007, 10:00

Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

Ace Ventura.

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Bericht door emiel307sw » 03 feb 2007, 01:35

''i eat pieces of shit for breakfast''

''you eat shit for breakfast?

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Bericht door Peter Tunissen » 03 feb 2007, 01:43

emiel307sw schreef:''i eat pieces of shit for breakfast''

''you eat shit for breakfast?
Uit de briljante filmklassieker 'Happy Gilmore' toch? ;)

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Bericht door Jan Visser » 03 feb 2007, 10:13

Tony Montana uit de film Scarface;

WAVRA
"And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!" (Omar to Tony & Manny)
"Why don't you try stickin' jou head up jour ass -- see if it fits" (Tony to Hector)
"Now the leg, huh?" (Hector severing Angel Fernandez' leg with a chainsaw)
"Me dance? Hey, I think I wanna have a heart attack" / "Don't fall into the Dommy P" (Frank & Elvira)
"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked." (Tony to Manny)
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman." (Tony to Manny)
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa)
"Don't fuck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me." (Sosa warning Tony)
"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!" (Tony to Frank)
"You can't tell me what to do, Tony. No more -- I am not a baby any more. I'll do what I wanna do, I'll see whoever I wanna see, and if I wanna fuck'im, Tony, then I'll fuck'im!" (Gina to Tony)
"Manolo, shoot dat piece o' chit for me"
"You, too, Mel. You fucked up."
"Maybe you can handle yourself one of them First Class tickets to the resurrection" / "Fuckin' punk! Son of a bitch!" / "So long, Mel; Have a good trip" / "Fuck you!" (Tony shooting Mel)
"That prick! Fuckin' WASP whore" (Tony re: Jerry the banker)
"Mob guys... Guineas... I don't trust 'em" (Tony to Manny)
"You know what capitalism is? Gettin' fucked!"
"Can't you stop saying 'fuck' all the time?" (Elvira)
"Money, money, money, money, money; that's all I ever hear in this house" / "Manny, look at the pelican fly -- come on, pelican!"
"Eh, fuck you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! [I don't need him; I don't need her. Everything is roses; I don't need nobody]" (Tony screaming at Manny)
"Jou wanna waste my time? Okay." (Tony to Seidelbaum)
"Say goodnight to the bad guy"
"Dis fuckin' guy..." (Tony re: Alberto)
"You die, motherfucker!" (Tony to Alberto)
"Well you stupid fuck, look at you now!" (Tony to Alberto)
"Ja! How'd jou like that, eh? Jou fuckin' maricon! Ja!
"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"
"Don't fuck wit me!"
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
Tony's last words... and the splash!

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Bericht door romo » 03 feb 2007, 13:54

A eskimo`s pussy is mighty cold....................................weet niet meer van wie, kan er nog altijd om lachen





nou tot de volgende keer maar weer,......................................


I`ll BE BACK................................................. :wink:

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Bericht door Bram » 03 feb 2007, 14:08

Tristan schreef:Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

Ace Ventura.
Die is inderdaad sterk ja :lol:

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